zooeyclairedeschanel:

i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else

shrexy:

pros of being hit by a truck: i am fairly sure i have broken every bone in my body and severely crippled the dastardly skeleton inside me
cons of being hit by a truck: i am trapped in a full body cast with said skeleton and i know for a fact that he is plotting his revenge and i’m fucking terrified

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

fatherlordzukoz:

Not even Zuko could help Nickelodeon regain their honor at this point

cyberho:

I swear rihanna is not real

dopadee:

EVERYTHING IS A-OK—a playlist of good vibes to listen to when you know your day needs a nice pick-me-up of happy tunes

strong as an oak- watsky // D.A.N.C.E- justice // sun shy- dresses // be okay- oh honey // katachi- shugo tokumaru // she’s got you high- mumm ra // the middle- jimmy eat world // we come running (vicetone remix) - youngblood hawke // let’s dance to joy division- wombats // tonight you’re perfect- new politics // the bomb- pigeon john // to the sky- owl city // pork and beans- weezer // paris- magic man // bloom-  the paper kites // hey ya- outkast // ivy and gold- bombay bicycle club // something good can work (RAC remix)- two door cinema club // the mother we share- CHVRCHES // anna sun- walk the moon // when can i see you again- owl city // the underdog- spoon // it’s about time- young the giant // doin’ it right (ft. panda bear)- daft punk // something that i want- grace potter // tightrope- walk the moon // 1234- feist // harlem- new politics // latch (ft sam smith)- disclosure

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sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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I worry for anyone who says Game of Thrones 

kakarikokid:

there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart

wearingly:

I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future

ginjaninja3716:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

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how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

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